Like so many of us, even Santa Clause needs a little extra help around the holidays. Especially for those 'special' jobs Mrs. Clause now refused to perform. Even though Ole St. Nick only intended to hire one or two new helpers, the applications came pouring in. Thousands of hot hopefuls were hoping to help Santa out, by sitting on his lap for mall practice, and testing out their sucking skills with the candy canes.
With so many eager hopefuls, Santa enlisted photographer TR Pics to help narrow down the list. Tom's job was to take some shots for the applicants to attach with their resumes. I introduced the first three applicants earlier this week and today we meet our final three holiday hopefuls. Check out the entire applicant pool HERE: I know who Santa chose, but I'm sure you all have a favorite!
Rob
Elf Name: Bling Pricklybottom
Core Skills Rob will bring to the job: Stunningly stealth and can instantly detect the naught from the nice. Experienced with Toy Engineering & Testing. (hours and hours of testing.... Actor and Grabby award winner, can suck a candy cane like a high-powered Hoover.
Tony
Elf Name: Smartie Jingleby
Core Skills Tony will bring to his job: Expert at board games, skilled friend maker, high-speed task completer. Resilient, and can muster incredible enthusiasm, even when not in the mood. Crafts home made G-strings out of tinsel, Everything is bigger in Texas...
Jacob
Elf Name: Cranberry Hollypot
Core skills Jacob will bring to his job: Always up for a challenge and has incredibly high stamina. Light on his feet, and route planning. Incredibly creative with finding entry points when a chimney is not an option. Has had previous experience dealing with a the sticky specifics and the emotions involved with an Elf Menage a trois.
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