Monday, December 22, 2014

Naked News: The Lord works in mysterious ways...

Naked man claiming to be Jesus burns down church!

'According to CBS46, 24-year-old J Ramirez (below) was found by police naked near the Epiphany Byzantine Catholic Church after he had allegedly set fire to it and three other fires on the property. Ramirez told them that he was attempting to contact Indian gods.'


'We're going to start construction on the repairs tomorrow morning so we're getting right back into it. Hopefully have Christmas in there.'
The Church's Pastor

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