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Friday, December 24, 2021
Best Laid Plans...
The Merriest of Christmas moments to everyone checking into FH
for a few minutes this Christmas Day!
Christmas is always a time to look back, these days more than ever. Last Christmas, I was sure that in 12 months, we'd be looking back at the misery that was 2020 in the rear view mirror. But.. as we all knows, objects are closer than they may appear. Seems Covid was closer than we all thought, and once again this Christmas, we're in for a non-traditional less social holiday season.
Like most of you, I'm tired of the pandemic, but even more, I'm tired of people complaining about the restrictions and limits. The intent is to keep us alive and healthy, and given over five million citizens of the world have died from the virus, those of us still breathing are pretty fortunate. So I'll eat turkey with two people instead of eight, big freaking whoop!
To be honest, last year I didn't really mind my socially distant Christmas. It was the first year without one of my parents alive, and our big family gathering was going to be different anyway. It seemed almost a relief not to gather together, especially given my father had only recently died. This year however, was going to be different. I had family coming, and was looking forward to things getting back to normal. Best laid plans...
I'm not complaining, I still have plans and sometimes, through change, and even pandemics, new traditions are born. Last year on Christmas Day, I dropped off gifts and visited my Goddaughter and her parents. I usually do it every year, but normally, we visit inside. Last year, we went for walk on the beach near their home. I love beach days, but oddly, more in the Autumn and winter than in the summer.
We exchanged gifts on a windy beach and even took a long a tiny tree to push into the sand. This year, we're all looking forward to repeating the new tradition tomorrow afternoon. There is no snow expected, so except for the bitter wind currently surrounding my home, I'm looking forward to the two hour drive to the beach. Sure, it's not bacon wrapped chestnuts in front of the fire, but without the pandemic, beach days, would never have been apart of my Christmas day routine.
No matter what your doing this Christmas, with goddaughters, family and friends, furry babies, or on your own, I wish you a Merry Christmas, and a few meaningful moments and maybe...the start of a new tradition or two.
12 Days: Laurie from Little Women
'Oh , you think I'm beautiful?'
Theodore 'Laurie' Laurence
Each Christmas, I attempt to profile an actor who had an iconic role in a holiday film. Past Christmas Day entries have included; Jimmy Stewart, Zach Ward, Thomas Brodie-Sangster and Zach Galligan. One of my favorites was on child star Mark Lester who appeared in the Christmas/horror flick, Who Slew Auntie Roo. I loved the film, and enjoyed reading about Lester's career.
Douglass Montgomery (1933)
This year, I found it hard to find an actor to feature. I decided then on a character. Little Women isn't specifically a Christmas film, but due to it's Christmas and winter scenes, is often associated with the holiday. One of the few male characters, and the only young male character of note is Theodore 'Laurie' Lawrence. Laurie is kind character closely connected to the March family, especially close to both Jo, and eventually Amy.
Over the years, Laurie has been played by hundreds, if not thousands of actors, on stage and on the screen. Most notably, Laurie was played on film by Douglass Montgomery in 1933, Peter Lawford in 1949, Christian Bale in 1994 and Timothée Chalamet in 2019. Other well known actors to have taken on the role include: Joel Grey,(1958) Richard Gilliland, (1978) and High School Musicals Lucas Grabeel (2018)
The only two Laurie's that I've actually seen are Montgomery and Bale's. Despite my love of Chalamet. the 2019 version remains on my 'to watch' list. I tend to be stubborn when it comes to watching re-makes, even though each of the versions I listed was a re-make itself. The book by Louisa May Alcott was first published in 1869 with the first film version I believe being in 1917, with Milton Rosmer as Laurie, and again in 1918, this time with Conrad Nagel as Laurie.
Timothée Chalamet (2019)
'I shall never stop loving you; but the love is altered, and I have learned to see that it is better as it is.'
Laurie to Jo
Jonah Hauer-King (2017)
When I was researching actors who played Laurie, there was a recent one that I'd not heard of before. British actor Jonah Hauer-King played Laurie in an adaptation for British television. The three part mini-series aired on the BBC in 2017. I'm guessing most of you haven't heard of Hauer-King, but an upcoming role in a new film has me thinking he's going to be one to watch. See more o the Hauer-King on the NEXT PAGE HERE:
Tree Trimmer: Tim by Gordon Nebeker
'Like Santa's Elves, I'm certainly on the shorter side! I also love candy canes and wear tights in cold weather! '
I love tradition, especially at holidays and today mark's one of my favorites. This Christmas mark's the 6th anniversary since I first featured one of Nebeker Christmas Elves. It was back in 2015 that photographer Gordon Nebeker first shot one of Santa's hot helpers decorating his home and trimming his tree. Since Mr. Herzog (HERE:) first decked those halls, several different enticing elves have climbed that stepladder, naked of course, to deck Gordon's halls and decorate and put the topper on his tree.
Many of you will undoubtedly recognize this year's holiday helper. I first featured the novelist with an exhibitionist streak back in 2014. (Beyond) Since then, I've enjoying more of Tim's work and his collaborations with Gordon. We've seen Gordon shoot Tim around the house, (HERE:) underwater, (HERE) and for his book, Love In The Afternoon. (HERE:)
Tim makes the perfect Christmas Elf with his tight body and stature making it easy for him to deck the highest of halls and the tallest of tree's. Given his love working in the buff, this holiday assignment was right up his alley. When Gordon first sent on the results of the shoot, I had to smile at Tim's red speedo. It was an image of Tim in a speedo, a blue one, that had me first drawn to his work as model. I had to ask Tim about his passion for speedos, and his time as an Elf. So, without further ado, an Elf on his Self.
Where did your passion for speedos come from?
My love of speedos goes back to being a teenager growing up in the countryside who had no access to erotica, only to National Geographics and encyclopedias and vintage magazines and so forth. Speedos were the closest thing to nudity that I was able to experience back then. The amount of exposure they permitted fascinated me. So did the thought of what that super-tight fabric stretched over my genitals would feel like. When I got my first speedo at 19 when I was in college, I also realized how no other guys were brave enough to wear them in public, even the ones who were on the swim team, so wearing a speedo gained the added attraction of being different and defiant of social norms. Plus the swimmer body has always been one of my physical ideals, and the swimmer body is inseparable from the speedo.
Speedos have gone from being the norm on beaches to being rather rare. Has this had you re-think the choice, or embrace it even more
It's made me embrace it even more. I try to set a good example to others by sporting a speedo. If we have to wear something at the beach, there is no logical or aesthetic reason why it shouldn't be speedos. And again, it's a way to defy social norms in a civilization that is increasingly cowardly about exposing the body.
When I first featured your modelling work back in 2014, you were ambivalent about featuring full nudes. You seem to have embraced it, curious about the change?
I've always loved nude modeling since my very first shoot in 2009. However, at the time we began talking, I was facing a lot of disapproval from certain family members and from someone I then considered a close friend, all of whom were trying to convince me that I shouldn't be flaunting my body online. Out of courtesy to them, I was trying to keep my work more discreet at the time. However, that pressure is no longer on me, so I'm now free to live my philosophy of promoting the nudist lifestyle and its physical, psychological, and ethical benefits through my exhibitionism.
Do you remember how you and Gordon first connected?
Absolutely! We met on Instagram, where I'd been following him for a year or so before I ended up taking a trip through Massachusetts one summer and he invited me to shoot with him. It's been a series of very fruitful collaborations ever since! -What was your first impression of Gordon and his of his work.? I fell in love with his underwater shots to start with. So few photographers do those and they're very unique. His soft lighting and use of graceful curves also appealed to me. So did his focus on nude models. His Lake Powell shoots were especially thrilling. I like elegant erotica that expresses how wonderful it is to be naked and sensual, and that's exactly what Gordon conveys in his work.
Do you any stories or memories of your work together?
Many! At our very first shoot, he shot a fantastic image of me in the lotus position underwater, which was challenging to get and took a few attempts, but which turned out so beautifully. Then there was last year's spring shoot with Conner out at the nudist resort in the middle of the Everglades. That was an amazing day of running around naked in the woods--and discovering an abandoned cabin that had obviously been rigged up to support a sex sling at some point much more recently! And this past spring we did a highly erotic shoot with another adorable model which I'm hoping will see the light of day soon.
Was Gordon's dog Benji around for the shoot?
Benji was fortunately away for the day. He always puts my spandex mesh shorts at risk with his jumping, haha.
What was your first thought when he asked if you'd be a Christmas Elf?
I was delighted! I've always thought about doing a seasonal Christmas shoot each year. Last year I had a very fun shot to share that a talented friend of mine took. This year I was busy with a lot of other things and hadn't planned out what I might do, so when Gordon asked me to serve as his elf I was very excited. I've never decorated a tree naked, though I was naked a lot while working on repainting the cabin of my sailboat if that counts as decorating.
Any new books or upcoming shoots or projects?
Several: I have a new erotic novel coming out sometime in January. It's called Corran of the Mojave and explores how nudity, promiscuity, environmental awareness, and social and political freedom are all related. I'm also writing a nonfiction book on how human biochemistry influences cultural evolution. On the modeling front, I'm hoping to work with Henning von Berg during the next couple months, which has been a dream of mine since 2010. More prosaically, I'm in the process of selling my sailboat and moving back ashore, which has its complications but will make modeling and writing much easier.
Mandate: Holiday 1980
Mandate
Volume 5 Number 56
January 1980
Photographed by Michael Rock
'Caught with his pants down! Well, almost... This Santa looks as if he could warm up anyone's silent night.'
Check out the non-holiday highlights from this issue on The OVER-FLOW HERE:
Retrobeefcake: Silver Bells
'Ring-a-ling, hear them ring'
I think we all had a relative who had a fake silver tree. In my family, it was my great aunt Gwen. We weren't really close with Gwen or her family, but my father took us to visit her every Christmas. I still remember her gaudy silver artificial tree. It was on a table in her living room. There were no lights on it, just a few red ornaments.
I used to hate that tree, but as I get older, I look back on it's shiny silver limbs with fondness. Whenever I see a silver tree I'm instantly taken back to my childhood and those Christmas visits. Now don't get me wrong, I can't see myself ever having a silver tree, well... not for a few decades, when I become a great uncle. I do love the retro feel of silver tree's in imagery, especially when they're accompanied by a hot holiday hunk.
I first featured the work of James Laws (Retrobeefcake) this past Halloween. Since then, his 'retro' styled images have been a regular part of holiday celebrations on FH. I love the images that James and his model friend create and the retro vibe so detailed in every shot. Pouches do make the most tempting wrapping for the most delicate of packages.
One to Watch: Jonah Hauer-King
'I have loved you ever since I’ve known you'
Theodore 'Laurie' Laurence
Actor Jonah Hauer-King played Laurie in the 2017 BBC adaption of the classic Louisa May Alcott story. Born in North London, Hauer-King grew up with a mother who was both a therapist and a theatre producer. These seemed to combine and provide direction for the young actor.
He went to school at Eton and attended St John's College, Cambridge, where he graduated with a first class degree in theology and religious studies, juggling acting roles on stage and screen while still attending classes. One of those stage roles was playing Alan Strang in a Cambridge University production of Equus.
The young actor's first feature was the lead role in Danny Huston's The Last Photograph. He also starred as Andrius Aras in the film Ashes in the Snow, and as Lucas in A Dog's Way Home. In November of 2019, it was announced that h would play the role of Prince Eric in director Rob Marshall's upcoming live-action film adaptation of The Little Mermaid. Although filming has began, it's not anticipated to be released until 2023.
Although he only has a handful of roles under his belt, Hauer-King had had one short nude scene and it wasn't on stage in Equus. From the few publicity shots I've seen of the show the University produced staging kept the characters clothed. Hauer-King did have a brief butt scene in 2018's Ashes In The Snow. The nude scene is actually a 'dream' segment in a much darker scene, but I capped and clipped on the 'dream portion. (below)
The Little Mermaid
Ashes In The Snow (2018)
In 1941, a 16-year-old aspiring artist and her family are deported to Siberia amidst Stalin's brutal dismantling of the Baltic region. One girl's passion for art and her never-ending hope will break the silence of history.
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