Have you ever wondered what monsters do after a night of mass murder, general mayhem and blood bathing? I have. So I asked my werewolf how he uses his alone time after a long, hard, bloody night of slaughter, chaos and terrorizing.....
Once home, he loves a good hot shower, not just to wash the blood off his hide but to relax and meditate. “The transformation takes a lot of you,” he explains “so my mornings are all about showering, a good stiff drink (he prefers a good single malt Scotch,) a really good wank and then curling up with one of my favorite books.
He has tried Bitemarks, Grindr for wolves, for a little company, but frankly Wolfie knows he's not the best looking dude in the zoo and it’s hard to get guys to come over. Also, most Bitemark dates don’t appreciate ending up as breakfast. Fangs gotta do what fangs gotta do.
So it’s mostly about then pleasuring himself. He often pushes Richard off the computer to search for videos for his favorite porn star, Legrand Wolf, which kills a little bit of time.. After that, it’s all about alone time.
His favorite reads are, not surprisingly, Grimm Brothers, Into The Woods, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Silence of the Lambs and basically anything with little girls in red capes, little pigs and grandmothers.” If your curious to know what, (or who) a werewolf thinks about when he’s choking the chicken. Tyler Posey, of course.
So even though Richard's new 'pet' spends his night out blood shedding, during the day, he's home and under foot. This of course means hiding Teddy in the bedroom, and ensuring there's plenty to eat, plenty to drink, and plenty of stimulus for his wanking whims.
Constant wanking can be a problem, especially since Wolfie prefers to want outside on the deck. This has led to dozens of complaints to the co-op board from Richard's neighbours. It's also costly to ensure there's enough meat and alcohol on hand as Wolfie gets angry when Richard tries to pass off the cheap stuff .
Wolfie also has an incredibly bad habit of needing to put his penis on every piece of furniture he's in front of. This also adds to Richard's grocery bill by having to buy pledge, Windex and Clorox Bleach by the caseload.
Still, Richard loves his little Wolfie, and at the end of the day, Wolfie usually curls up for a short nap, and a little scratch behind the ears. Then, like every other night, as the sun sets, Wolfie heads out for a bloody night of carnage. Although Richard is well aware of what the next day holds, he and Teddy enjoy their night wolfless. In addition to cleaning up the days mess, they spend their time preparing for the morning's blood bath, drinking and habitual wanking.
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