As is tradition here at FH, this past Saturday, we held our annual Halloween gala and costume contest.
This marks the 11th year of fun, frivolity and concupiscent celebrations. The yearly bash is always the event of the year. Even during the Covid years, excitement was high, with social distancing hook-ups seen as more of a carnal challenge than a halt or hindrance.
The goal of the contest is fun, with the main rule for costumes to create a 'full' character, but, by using the least amount of clothing and fashion as humanly possible. As you can see, our winners were up to the challenge. Below is a list of this year's finalists.
If you missed on our previous costume Parades check them out here:
Zoro was a big hit with our judges. Zoro demonstrated his master-level swordsmanship, combined with all three types of Haki and superhuman physical strength. Our Zoro also was fully authentic, ensuring the curtains matched the drapes. Although he was a little shy, often covering his junk when the camera's were out, he made sure the judges got a good few of the thin landing strip of his lime green pubes.
Our big bad wolf was very popular with both judges and guests. Not only did he lure many twinks in red capes to his den, he also routinely showed his prowess with huffing, puffing and or course blowing the houses off anyone who asked.
Is there anything hotter than a hot, dainty fairy, with a big hairy ass. Our fairy certainly knew how to make the most of his assets. Our provocative pixie shook his callipygian cheeks to both the judges and onlookers alike.
This joker was no joke! Despite it being a party, he stayed in character all night. Although the smile was painted on, the only cheeks that actually smiled and moved were those on his curvaceous can. Hot and talented!
Every year we have hot gladiators, and although this years finalist wore a wee too much plastic and leather, having his sword out, and always at the ready, earned him a few bonus points.
Out Star Trek crew member also added a wee too much fashion to his Enterprise uniform. He did however, remain in character, probing guests with character related comments and questions. He asked many party goers if they wanted to see, and grip his Captain's log, and told one judge they made put his penis in red alert.
Don't worry, mummy's here! We get a mummies every Halloween, but this mummy was unique. Entombed for decades, he unwrapped in front of our eyes, showing that even after being embalmed, he could rise up. Not only from the dead, but for any guest and judge who could clutch is cloth.
While some pussy's can be anti-social, this sleek sex kitten wanted to be rubbed. He demanded belly rubs and purred with each stroke. This this puddy cat was very affectionate, not every guest enjoyed the attention. Although some eat it up, not everyone enjoyed it when the kitty started licking out their earwax...
Those legs, those thighs! An yes, I know that you're wondering.... our Colonel Saunders was indeed finger-lickin' good.
Dawn Doe, our finalist from Dawn of the Dead was definitely alert and alive. Although most of his bones were painted on, one of the most important was very authentic. The fact he asked all of judges to feel it to prove it, earned him a place in the finals.
This entry wasn't just any Roman ruler, but Pompey Magnus, one of the characters from Xena: Warrior Princess, In the show, Pompey attempts to kidnap Amazons to build a new army. Since there were no Amazons at the party, he had to try capturing a few gay Gargareans, mostly otters who found themselves alone near the buffet table. Pompey didn't actually have to grab any, he just assumed the position above, and the otters were eating him up.
Group Winners
With the success of Heated Rivalry last winter, there were plenty of hockey studs competing this year. The couple above just didn't wear the gear, they reenacted the famous 'tuna melt' scene on the couch, flashing the team captains beautiful back and butt cheeks. Score!
Our Batman trio won for best make-up as that was all they used to create their Gotham trio of Batman, Robin and the Riddler. Except for on his body, there was certainly no question what this Ridder wanted, he wanted a double doze of the dynamic duo.
The judges were a bit confused about the group below. Although self-labeled as the twelve masked slashers, as you can see there were 13 members. The 13th member was unmasked, and took most of the punishments, non-violent of course, from the twelve. Bonus points were given for the pastel colors of the masks, beautifully contrasting with the live-action presentation they all put on.