Sunday, March 5, 2017

Jack Sexsmith: Signature Move

I am certainly not an expert on wresting, especially it's history, but sometimes an image can inspire a little history lesson. The image in this case, was an image of British wrestler Jack Sexsmith, and the history professor... DC poster Davidid. Before we get to Jack, let's go back just a bit. Some of you who follow wrestling know of Rikishi, the Samoan American wrestler who became famous for some of his signature moves throughout wresting rings in the 1990's.

One of Rikishi's most famous moves was called...wait for it, the stinkface. To complete the move, Rikishi wave his ginormous gluteus maximus in the face of his opponent. Since most wrestlers wouldn't sit there quietly awaiting the stinkface, Rikishi waited until they were down and dizzy and, like The Rock in the video below, unable to resist the rump.

That brings us back to the self described sexually frivolous and morally ambiguous, Jack Sexsmith. The gender neutral and plural wrestler has put his own spin on Rikishi's signature move, doing the ass waving with his wresting gear pulled down, and butt bare.

Thankfully for his opponents, Rikishi never tried this method, but Jack manages to pull it off beautifully. First off Jack's ass is perfectly shaped for face waving, and unlike his predecessor's opponents, I am guessing some of Sexsmith ring rivals might might just go down on purpose and await the up close and personal coming their way.

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