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The Penguin

The Penguin:  An act of revenge. A humiliation prank involving pulling a guys pants down to his ankles and have him waddle around, mimicking a penguin. 

I never really watched Ally McBeal when it originally aired.  I remember seeing a few episodes, but I was still in school at the time, and it didn't really interest me. Still, given the press the show and it's stars got, I was familiar the cast.  I did do two Actors & Skin pieces on two of the male cast members.  Gil Bellow, (HERE:) after seeing him in The Shawshank Redemption.   I also did a Thanksgiving piece on Peter McNicol after seeing him Addams Family Values. (HERE:)

I recently started streaming the series and am glad I finally began to watch.  I'm still making my way through season one, but so far, I'm really enjoying it.  The cast is great, but I could watch an hour of Jane Krakowski as Elaine.  It has the familiar fell of most David E. Kelley series, and although very serious in parts, is also really funny.  I just finished episode 13, and as you can see, it inspired a post.

I'm a sucker for any scene with a nude male model posing for an art class.  In this case, it's a sculpting class taken by Ally (Calista Flockart) and her roommate Renee. (Lisa Nicole Carson)  The male model in this case is Glenn, played by actor Michael Easton.  I've watched some soaps off and on over the years, but I've always seemed to miss Easton's appearances.  I know he spent some time on several soaps including stints on Days of Our Lives and General Hospital.

Glenn, (and Easton) looks exactly like what a typical artsy nude model would look like.  I'm sorry Easton's time on television mostly passed me by as he's incredibly hot in his two episode stint.  Maybe in part, because his character has a REALLY impressive penis.  You can tell Ally is stunned when Glenn first takes off his robe.

The funniest part of the story was the ending.  Glenn and Ally end up sleeping together, but he ends up not interest in pursuing anything more.  Ally enlist Renee to help get a little revenge.  The decide to do the 'Penguin', a sexual humiliation ritual to get Glenn back.  Renee convinces Glenn she wants to pleasure him, and has him drop his pants in a public space, they walk, (waddle) after her for his reward.

Turns out the only reward for poor Glenn is embarrassment.  I'm not sure if the version I watched was the same that aired in the 1990's, but you actually got a wee bit of skin from Glenn, especially for a show on prime-time.  A bit of side butt and crack when Renee pulls down his pants, and when Glenn pulls them back up.  Now, it's much, but given I don't think Easton did any other nudity, (that I could find) a little was enough to grab my attention! 

Bath time for Bryce

Nothing like a shy exhibitionist

Truth or Dare?

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Oopsie!

When Teen Idols Collide:

I hit my teen years at the very end of the 80's, a little late to miss the days when actors Willie Aames and Scott Baio were heating up the pages of Tiger Beat Magazine.  I did however get to know them, a little bit from repeats from their television shows.  In large part however, I knew who they were from images.  

My parents used to drag us to flea markets when we were kids, and I loved flipping through old magazines, and especially loved finding and buying boxes of old magazines I could get for a dollar or two. It was in those magazines, I first saw shots of both in speedos, from there appearances on Battle of the Network Stars.  Long before I actually watched the show, I saw the shots.  I've featured images of both in their speedos, including a trip to Willie's willy bulge. (HERE:)

Some of you may remember that the two eighties teen idols starred on the sitcom Charles In Charge.  I've yet to watch an episode, but two years before the sitcom, they co-starred in the 1982 teen sex comedy Zapped.  Zapped was one of those movies that I saw on the shelves of the video store every time I went.  For some reason however, I was never motivated to rent it, so never ended up watching.

Speedo studs

As I got older, my lust for Baio certainly declined, today, it's non-existent.  That wasn't the main reason however, I never rented the 80's flick. I think it had to do with the fact that every promotional image of from the movie that I saw, seemed to highlight there'd be boobs, and lots of them.  I never saw or read anything about any scenes of male skin.

That was however, until recently.  A few weeks ago I saw a video clip from artist and forum poster djunderground123 on the Dreamcap forums.   The video was in post devoted to Embarrassment Nudity in films.  This is a subject DJ knows more than a little about.  Some FH may remember that I've previously featured DJ's artwork, (HERE:) with the artist removing the crowns, and the royal robes. from Disney Princes.  I also featured DJ's images of Riverdale's Archie having his wrestling singlet yanked down by Kevin. 

Thanks to DJ, I now know there was some male nudity in Zapped, some embarrassment nude scenes from several hot extras.  I also learned that another 80's hottie, Greg Bradford, (below) was in the film.  I've also featured Greg, his Chippendales speedo shots, and his film nude scenes, previously on the site. (HERE:)

It's a travesty the director didn't blow the dress pants of Bradford in the very Carrie inspired prom scene.  If you look closely, you can see a few guys in their skimpy undies and one bare male butt among all the female nude bodies.  You can download the Prom scene if you want a closer look on SendSpace HERE:

Despite the lack of much male skin during the prom scene, DJ did share another scene from Zapped, this one giving us a better view of two hot male butts.  No, they were not the stars, but two cute extras mooning and getting flung across the sky by Barney's (Baio) telekinetic powers.  Check out caps and the video on the NEXT PAGE HERE:

Horror Hunks: Haze

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An Unplanned Undress...

There are certain places we expect, even eagerly anticipate, seeing a hot naked man.  If we go to a strip club, a nude beach, even the locker rooms at our gym.  There are other times, the undressing we bare witness to is both unplanned and unexpected. 

For the purpose of this series of shots, the unplanned strip may or may not have been planned.  Maybe they were having fun with a spontaneous strip or maybe, (often) alcohol fueled the freedom and fun. What was definitely unplanned however, is that the audience didn't leave their houses that day, expecting to see a show.

Check out some of my favorite moments of unplanned undressing on the NEXT PAGE HERE: