' Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.'
The recent profusion of celebrity deaths had me thinking about actor Wyatt Knight who played ole Tommy Turner. Anyone who saw the 80's comedy film series Porky's, knew Tommy well. Tommy Turner was one of the films main characters and was the guy whose penis Coach Balbriker grabbed, clutched, and held onto for dear life in the movie's classic shower scene.
Why exactly did Wyatt Knight come to mind... Well, it has to do with the FH R.I.P posts. I remember going back and forth on whether to start them when I began the site, but in the end wanted to honor the men and women who in some way made an impact on me.
In the ten plus years of working on the site, Wyatt Knight (followed closely by Simon McCorkindale) had the most hits after the actor sadly passed away back in 2011. I remember being initially surprised at the huge traffic to the blog, most searching 'Wyatt Knight naked' after he death. Given the theme of FH, the 'naked' part wasn't a surprise, but Wyatt wasn't a huge star, so the huge amount of traffic had me scratching my head.
Over the past month or so there has been a lot of traffic from people searching 'Luke Perry naked' and 'Jan Michael Vincent naked', it happens after most celebrity deaths. I sort of figured the reason Wyatt's passing generated so much more hits for the site was because of the focus of FH, and the fact there were many sites much more mainstream with a wider audience who covered Luke Perry and others, but fewer that may have paid tribute to Knight.
I absolutely LOVED Knight in Porky's, and especially Porky's Revenge. I remember as a kid seeing the movies on VHS and watching Knight's nude scenes again and again. My memory may be playing tricks on me, but I'm sure there was more male nudity in the old VHS copies I watched than the blue ray versions you can currently get. (See my comparison caps HERE:)
If you want to check out Tommy Turner in action, and Wyatt's three rear nude scenes, 1 from Porky's and 2 from Porky's Revenge, take a trip down memory lane by heading over to PAGE 2 HERE:
'Luan's wind inspired roof dance is a breathtaking sight!'
Earlier this month, I introduced FH readers to photographer Richard Rothstien's work with the sexy, energetic and acrobatic Luan. (Gust Force) I began by featuring images ofLuanon the roof of Richard's building, the second part of the shoot. Today, I'm featuring the first part, in the much warmer, with both air temperature and atmosphere, of Richard's apartment.
'Luan is a new model for me, but likely to become a regular. He is one of those rare birds, like Sergey, who truly delivers a collaborative and imaginative experience. I gave him the mood and the props and he gave me dance, movement, grace, sensuality, seduction and energy.'
Richard's chosen adjectives, dance, movement, grace, sensuality, seduction and energy beautifully sum up the feel of Luan's magic in front of the camera. Even with just bare skin on a hardwood floor, Luan creates a rhythm and and erotically charged dance that you can not only experience visually, but the viewer can almost feel the pulse and beat of the music Luan is channelling through his movements.
Luan's movement and dance is limitless and his boundless energy soared beyond the hardwood floors and windy rooftops. Check out more of Luan in motion, and more relaxed, with more of the shoot on PAGE 2 HERE:
While I was putting together the piece on Wyatt Knight (blow) I was on the hunt for caps from the original VHS releases of the Porky's trilogy. I was sure I remembered more nudity, especially in the graveyard scene from Porky's II (above) and the cabin scene from the first film below.
I first headed over to Scenes of Male Skin where an old clip of Dan Monahan from the Graveyard scene from the VHS version was available for download. Further searches didn't result in much except a full circle return to FH where I had previously posted a couple of old caps in a profile of actor Cyril O'Reilly (Tim) who I featured in a Blast from the Past piece (HERE:) from 2009.
Although the quality of the VHS versions is a factor, I would still love a DVD or download of the original VHS release of the films. If anyone has any idea where these might be found, shoot me a line.
'Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off!'
One of the most memorable scene from the Porky's trilogy was the shower scene from the first film. Billy (Mark Herrier), Pee Wee (Dan Monahan) and Tommy Turner (Wyatt Knight) decide to not only spy on the girl's locker room shower, but interact as well.
Tommy starts by sticking his tongue through the hole, but after getting soaped by Wendy, decides it's time to stick another body part through the hole. As viewers know, this when Balbricker enters the shower and goes after Tommy's tip. Although I'm not sure the penis we see is actually Knight's, the scene is both incredibly hot, and incredibly funny. The scene is also the first of three scenes in which Tommy is grabbed, groped and depantsed by Balbricker (Nancy Parson)
My favorite scene of Balbricker trying to get a gander at Tommy's penis is in Porky's Revenge, but this was a fun quick preview during the closing credits of the first film.
Porky's Revenge (1985)
Balbriker's Grap & Grasp
This scene with Tommy and Balbricker is my favorite from the three films. Not only do we get a great view of Wyatt's incredible butt, the scene is both hilarious and incredibly hot.