The Vet and the Farm Boy sounds like a great title for an gay porn film, but they are actually the occupations for two of the residents of Schitt's Creek vying for Annie's attention. The Vet is Ted, played by Canadian actor Dustin Milligan. Milligan might be best known to those south of the border for his roles in 90210, Shark Night 3D and last years A Family Man, with Gerard Butler and Willhem Dafoe.
With Ted, Milligan blends the sexy with the sweet and looks especially hot in his blue scrubs. Although I wish no harm to any animal, I think I would be faking fur balls in order to make frequent appointments to visit Dr. Ted. Also a writer and producer, Milligan is also had the lead role on the BBC America series Dirk Gentley’s Holistic Detective Agency.
Milligan is above all a performer, as you can see from his turn as Dm1LLY a.k.a. 3 Billz Millz a.k.a. Slimmest Shady a.k.a. Toupee Fiasco a.k.a. Jay Zed a.k.a. Kanye-NorthWest-Territories a.k.a. Pee-Pee Diddy a.k.a. Notorious A.V.E.R.A.G.E, in the video below. (and yes, the fact that Dustin dances in his briefs is part of the reason to include it)
'I don't know. I think self-deprecating humor is something that's inherent in every Canadian’s sense of humor. I’d rather make fun of myself. I'm not necessarily a super-funny storyteller, standup comedian type of guy. What I think is funny is just kind of the strange things that happen between us on a more intimate level.'
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In one of Ted's sexiest scenes, Alexis installs a 'bunny cam' to help promote Ted's vet clinic. Ted gives his 200 viewers an unexpected show after his nightly run. initially shocked, Ted ends up warming to the attention...
Tim Rozon as Matt Schitt
Tim Rozon's Mutt Schitt first appeared as Alexis' community service work partner, forced to spend hours together picking up garbage and paiting fences in the town which bears his name. Although estranged from his mother, and his mayor father, Mutt is a man of few words, but much sex appeal. Although dating Ted, Alexis saw Mutt's sex appeal right away, even before his shirtless door opening.
That shirtless door opening introduced us to Rozon's incredible stomach, and thankfully the show has let us revisit it from time to time. In addition to his role on Schitt's Creek, the Montreal born actor also juggles his role as Doc Holliday on the series Wynonna Earp. Rozon still lives in Montreal where he co-owns a restaurant called Garde Manger with Canadian celebrity chef Chuck Hughes.
I loved when Mutt surprised Alexis by shaving his beard. Without his facial hair, Alexis decided they didn't have much in common and the relationship soon fizzled out. Shortly after, Alexis ran into Ted on the street, who after their break up, went on a solo honeymoon and let his facial hair grow out, again, causing Alexis' temperature to rise. Although I can see why the facial hair got Alexis going, on Mutt, it is especially hot!