Gourd big or go home!
I had no idea until this year that pumpkins, like those warm apple pies, are actually used by some to have sex in (with?). When searching for 'erotic pumpkin' quotes this past Halloween, I came upon a series of sites and how to videos on how to make the orange fruit (yes, pumpkins are fruits, not vegetables) into a warm, masturbatory sex toy.
There are tips for cleaning out the goop and warnings not to use painted pumpkins or pumpkins with candles, but believe it or not...it's a thing. Local police departments are well aware of this as there are 911 calls and arrests every Halloween about pranksters pounding the pumpkins left on door steps, front porches and walk ways.
After Halloween and Thanksgiving, most people around where I live, take their left-over pumpkins to local farms. Most farm animals consider them a treat, especially pigs who just LOVE and devour them. It's always a pain getting rid of pumpkins, especially if like me, you have almost a dozen, that you used to decorate and carve. It's great way to recycle them, instead of just throwing them in a field the compost bin.
I'm not suggesting anyone actually try this, but with all those pumpkins lying around, there may be other ways to celebrate Black Friday rather than heading out to the stores and spending all kinds of money. Now, I'm not sure that gourd grinding is really my thing, but Tom's images of Hansel, especially the shot below of Hansel mounted on the big one, certainly have me thinking that anything pumpkin related would be much better topped with a little dollop of cream...
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