'Hop on buy for our big Easter Sale & Savings!'
We never really got Easter gifts as kids. We got the traditional solid Easter bunny and a few over sugary eggs, but no toys or clothes. Well, not really. Given our family consisted of mostly of boys, my mother always had a stash of tube socks and Hanes briefs tucked away. Mom often unwrapped a package and divided them up at Christmas and Easter, but I wouldn't really consider them a Easter present.
I remember going to school, or out to play after Easter weekend and envying all those kids with new things, especially those lucky ones who got a skateboard or bike. I didn't bother me too much though, even as a kid, our parents instilled, (or drilled in to us) how lucky we were. I don't think I ever sat down to a meal, without one of my siblings complaining about the broccoli or liver without one of my parents giving the ' you know there are starving children' in.... speech.
As much as it bugged me, repetition can be effective, and it eventually stuck. So much so, I've given a similar speech a few times when unnecessary complaints arise from the privileged and spoiled. Whenever I saw those fancy bikes and skateboards flying buy, I consoled myself with those bright colored Hanes briefs hiding under my jeans...
One guy who clearly got his Easter undies is model
Wyatt Engeman. Like most male models, Wyatt spends a lot of time showing off his skivvies, and I'm guessing his didn't come out of 6 pack stuffed in a plastic bag. In checking out Wyatt's port, his favorites undies are certainly Easter inspired. His package is usually pastel packed in Easter egg shades of blue, purple, green, yellow and pink.
Stats:
Heigh: 6' 1''
Suit: 40R
Waist: 31''
Inseam: 33''
Shoes: 12
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Dark Blonde