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Saturday, April 5, 2025
Fight & Flight
Oh yes, they call him the Streak
He likes to show off his physique
If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' around
Invitin' public critique
When planning to streak at a sporting events, there are several phases involved. First and foremost, the planning. Most streakers, get to know the location their stripping down at. They learn the best place to hide before the strip, and the quickest exit after. They also try to figure out how many obstacles and security guards might be around to stop them.
One the sporting event begins, then it's time to take action. Hide, and then strip down in a private locations, usually either hiding your clothing to get later, or even better, handing it a friend who will meet you when it's over. Next, when the opportunity strikes, you make yourself known and seen usually by waiting for a quiet moment, then yelling or screaming loudly, ensuring as many eyes as possible turn your way.
Next of course, it's time to run like hell. Fly naked across the field, trying to avoid security and those pesky do-gooder players who try to stop you and cover you up. This 'streak' is thought of as the main event, but for me, it's not so much the flight, but the fight.
I love the chase, then the catch and conceal. You know when the security guards or police offers, try to catch, grab and subdue the streaker, and use any thing available to cover their penis, reducing it's exposure to the best of their ability. These scuffles and attempts to cover are the really the fun part.
Most in attendance are cheering on the streaker, but most of the naked are unfortunately caught. It's always hilarious watching the catcher try to get them off the field, while trying to cover their junk at the same time. As you can see, it's often easier said than done.
The Seventh Battle: November 1979
Battle VII
November 2nd, 1979
Hosts: Howard Cosell & Billy Crystal
Winner: NBC
The Teams:
ABC:
Dick Van Patten, (captain) Willie Aames, Diana Canova, Joanna Cassidy, Robert Hays. Max Gail, Kristy McNichol, Shelley Smith
CBS:
Ed Asner, (captain) Valerie Bertinelli, Gregory Harrison, Howard Hesseman, Kathryn Leigh Scott, Judy Norton Taylor, Jan Smithers, Allen Williams
NBC:
Robert Conrad, (captain) Greg Evigan, Gil Gerard, Melissa Gilbert, Erin Gray, Randi Oakes, Sarah Purcell, Patrick Wayne
One of the reasons I'm looking forward to moving this series into the 1980's, is that I think I'll know more of the celebrity competitors. Which each of the versions I've done so far, I've had to Google the names of several of the celebrities, never having heard of them before.
Of course, many I've gotten to know, like Willie Aames, who although I didn't know very well from his turn on Eight Is Enough, I did get to know after doing a post and watching his full frontal nude scene in the 1982 film Paradise. I didn't really know much about Patrick Wayne, except that I guess he was John Wayne's son. But he looks pretty hot, especially standing next to actor Gil Gerard, both donning just their red teams speedos.
Previous Editions:
Of course it's great seeing so many celebrities shirtless and in speedos. Some, like Gregory Harrison, we knew were hot. Other though, I think we're all I think a little surprised to see look so good with that little piece of polyester to clinging to their wet bodies. I never thought I'd see Lou Grant or Dr. Johnny Fever, wearing so little on a television show.
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