Tuesday, August 12, 2014

Naked News: Edging

A naked man had to be rescued after falling into a river while masturbating on a cliff in broad daylight, police claim.

Police attempted to reason with the 31-year-old, who was wanted by police for parole violation. But he continued the sordid sex act in full view of officers... before losing consciousness and falling into the river at 2.17 pm on Saturday, reports New York Daily News.


Bobby F. said...

Location note: The pic used here is from Hippie Hollow Park on Lake Travis here in Austin, Texas. I love going naked there. It is a clothing-optional county park funded by taxpayers. :-)

DavidAsset said...

Police said they believe he may have been under 'the influence of some type of controlled substance'. It seems to me that he might have been under the influence as they said, but the police appeared to be under his spell!