'Christmas without elves isn't a Christmas at all.'
Elves get a bad rap, Christmas elves especially. Thanks to To Lord of the Rings, and maybe more so, to Orlando Bloom... Woodland elves have gained back a little respect. Christmas elves however, haven't been so lucky...
Much of the blame must be laid at the feet of their boss, or at least his PR department. Santa sucks up most of the season's attention, and the little attention given to the elves is usually not completely complimentary. Christmas elves are usually depicted as lazy, not to mention goofy and dim, incapable of getting anything done without constant prodding from their supervisor.
Most of know however, that the toys wouldn't make it onto the sleigh without countless hours of dedicated work from the elves who really run Santa's workshop. They're up early, to bed late, and have very little free time except for a few days at the end of December. They're also completely dedicated to both their work, and their boss and not prone to tooting their own horns or flu floopers.
We are Santa's elves.
We've a special job each year.
We don't like to brag.
Christmas Eve we always
Fill Santa's bag
As the lyrics to the classic Burl Ives song indicated, the elves are Santa's elves, they exist to assist, and ensure the toy are ready for delivery. In order to do so however, they have to be more than hard workers, they have to be spry and swift, know how to multi-task, and with very little free time, know how to get their groove on quickly and efficiently.
Elves are famous for their quickies, brief boinks and bump fuzzies in the toy warehouse janitor closets and storage rooms. They have to be fast given how often the Clause couple do their rounds, and a half eaten candy cane just doesn't satisfy, nor result in the big O ho O.
In order to get their balls jingling, and their sacks overflowing, elves must be both a little naughty and a lot of nimble. Elves have learned it's easier to get their poles heading north, with some peer support from another of Santa's little helpers.
One of Santa's busiest, and most agile young elves is the gorgeous Guillermo, one of the most popular elves in Santa's village. Guillermo is known for his enthusiasm, energy and stamina, attributes he earned through his long hours of working out, dancing and playing in the snow.
Guillermo can not only out run Santa, he is also known by his fellow elves as a master nutcracker, able to finish any job at hand before being caught by the big man in flannel. Guillermo is not only popular with his fellow elves, he's also had to tighten his suspenders around the boss's handsy old lady and even had outrun the odd randy reindeer in heat.
But... you can easily see from these sizzling seasonal shots from photographer Anthony Timiraos why our the adorable Guillermo might be the object of affection for so many. This particular Christmas elf just oozes sexual energy. Anthony flew to the North Pole last winter to photograph Guillermo, quite the challenge given how Santa usually likes to be the only one to shine.
As you can see from Anthony's images, Guillermo's hottness cannot be contained, even the sub zero temperatures up North. Anthony beautifully captured the young elves beauty and agility in some incredible poses. I also especially love the addition of the reindeer socks!
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