Friday, July 23, 2021

Back to the Dock

Max

In addition to the three crew members I've already featured, there were a few other hotties on board Below Deck Mediterranean who deserve a mention. Season 2's Max Hagley was both a cutie and a sweetie.  He basically stayed out of most of the drama, most likely, because had a girlfriend back home.   The show likes to focus on fights and hook-ups and Max, for the most part, avoided both.


Season 5's Peter, (below) was a real deck, on the boat and off.  His behavior was so bad, the producers removed him from the shots credits, and edited it him out of as many scenes ad they could.  Peter started an OnlyFans after leaving the show, and seems to have some pretty explicit content.  I found him so unappealing on the show, nothing he does after really does it for me...

Peter

Colin

Colin Macy-O'Toole was another cutie and a sweetie.  Despite working on the Fire Island Ferry and belting out show tunes, Colin developed crushes on several of the girls on the show.  Sadly... none them returned his feelings.  I never thought a guy could be 'too nice', but when Colin offered to leave, so a much weaker worker, could stay, it was a bit much for me. Despite that, it was hard not to love Colin, and his positive attitude was a nice balance to all the negativity around him.


Season 3 Boson Conrad Empson always seemed annoyed when people commented on how young he was, and how young he looked.  It's sort too back he didn't know how to turn it to an advantage, he could have really used people's assumptions against them.  Instead, he his annoyance actually proved many of them right.  I liked Conrad, but never got his relationship with Hannah.  I love Hannah, but I just didn't get them as a couple.


Below Deck is known for capturing it's young crew getting out of bed each morning.  Quick flashes of the cast in their undies is a staple of every show.  I could have done a montage of Conrad and his many pairs of 'big  boy' briefs, but the gif below lets you know what I mean...


João, Colin, Tavis and Jack

Although I like most of the seasons of Below Deck Med, (season 5 aside) I think season 4's crew was my favorite.


João 

Season 3 introduced us to South African deckhand João Franco.  Franco is one of the rare reality stars who actually had me changing my opinion of him.  I hated, I mean hated Franco in season 3.  He was arrogant, sexist, and a mean drunk. 


 When he returned as Boson the following season however, I found myself really liking him.  In part it was some of the stories he shared about growing up, in part it was the maturity that came with his new role.  Either way, as hot as he is, it wasn't until his change that I  really began to notice.


Travis

Season 4' Travis Michalzik loved his booze, he also loved parading around in speedos, and sometimes even less. 


David

I'm not watching this season of BDM, but I have noticed deckhand David Pascoe.  In the preview for this week's episode, David shows a little skin on deck by the hot tub. 

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