Wednesday, June 5, 2024

Power of the Pubes


Be our guest! Be our guest! 
Put our service to the test...


Last month, I wrote about my late arrival to this season's Below Deck.  I quickly got caught up, especially with deckhand Kyle Stillie, who pulled down his pants at the drop of a hat. (HERE:)  With the premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean this week, I made sure to board at the beginning, and right on time.  


I'm usually not a huge fan of Below Deck Med, although I have respect for Sandy as a Captain, she's not a great boss and a horrible leader.  That being said, given Aesha made on board as chief stew, I wanted to check it out.  The show started out promising enough, especially with deckhand's Nathan and Joe and their auditorial hottness.  I love their accents, (Irish and Liverpool)  and they're fun to watch together.


Then.... the guests arrived.  When I heard it was a group of young influencers I let out a silent groan.  No shade to influencers, but they're usually a bore on the show.  They experience the show through their camera's, shooting, not enjoying, every meal, snack and moment.  This group was a little different though.  Sure, their cameras were always out, but they seemed like a fun group with more than a few hotties in the mix.

Although he wasn't given many moments to shine, it was hard not to get onboard to with guest Joel Kirby.  It took me a few minutes to find him on-line, but given he's an influencer, he wasn't hard to find.  In addition to posting pictures, Joel is also a fitness model, podcaster and online coach.  I hadn't heard of an online coach before, but I'm guessing he coaches people how to improve their online presence and make a little money doing so.   

Joel also has an OnlyFans, and although I don't think he's posting full frontals, he certainly knows the power of the pubes when taking selfies.  I know many always want to see the 'goods', but these crotch cleavage shots certainly do it for me.  All Aboard!



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