Sunday, May 24, 2026
Happy Birthday today May 25th
Jack Henry Jakobik: The Look
When I was reading the prospect comments, (above) for wide receiver Jack-Henry Jakobik, it almost read like a dating profile. They are certainly looking for buyers, and his official team portraits are also pretty appealing. Jack's slutty orange midriff baring uniform certainly is also pretty tempting. I'd put him on my team!
Rugby Arms
'I thought you liked my arms?'
Nick Nelson
If you watch Heartstopper, and why wouldn't you, you might remember the scene from Friend, an episode from the first season. You have strong rugby arms. It's Charlie's birthday and he invites Nick to join he and friends for a night of bowling. Nick of course wins the game, according to Charlie, due to having an unfair advantage with his 'strong, Rugby arms.'
The Better to hold you with.
The better to lift you with...




























