Filling Up the Fourth!

Not feelin' the fourth this year, I hear you.  It's been an odd and depressing couple of weeks, especially if you believe in Democracy.   Right wing extremists are pushing hard in many parts of the world and I think it's going to get worse, before it gets better.  That being said, there are still plenty of people fighting the good fight, and on the 4th, they deserve a bit of a break.  Here are a few visuals, FH style, of some favorite ways to fill up the fourth.

Hit the water, on a boat, on a board, anyway that puts the wind at your face and the sun on your skin.  Depending on where you are, boating  is also a great way to meet people, nothing hotter than hitting a body of water and running into a lone boater in a stars and stripes speedo.

Get creative.  Home alone? Don't want to be home alone?  Maybe a patriotic selfie, (above) will attract some attention.  If you want to go a bit further, adding an Independence Day video, (below) to your dating profile app, might just have a few others waving their flags.

Barbeques are a 4th of July tradition, but many of us prefer our meat a little more rare, aka still a live and breathing. Why not just call up a buddy, open a beer, and get nice a toasty around a backyard fire pit.

Hit the beach! 

No better time to work on that all-over summer tan, than an afternoon at the beach.  Just don't stay out in the sun for too long, the goal is to be bronzed, not baked. 

Swim, or better yet, teach a friend to swim. (below)  Holidays are all about having fun, and giving.  Why not give the gift of swimming to a thirsty friend, by pushing them in, then stripping down, and providing the motivation for them to dog paddle back to shore. 

Jump in, jump on a surf board, or jump into a kayak.  Just remember, they're all a lot more fun when the jumping is done completely naked.

Don't really into getting into the water, then how about running beside it.  Depending on the heat and humidity, naked jogging is best done in the morning and at dusk.

Don't feel like running or jumping, how about just standing?  Nothing better than standing on the shore, staring out at the waves, and enjoying the company of a few close friends.

Get lit!

Have a ball!  Whatever you decide to do, create, relax, hit the beach or play sports,  just have fun.  Life, work and the real world will be their to deal with on the 5th.

I'm guessing not many Maga's check in on FH, but if you are one, you may want to skip on by this suggestion.   If you can't think of anything to do for yourself this 4th, do something for your country.  In my opinion, the orange asshole has been responsible for so much pain, violence and death.  He's inspired more hate and divisiveness than any other American that I can think of in history.  

So..... if you're not doing any of the above activities,  plan your vote, talk to friends, volunteer, or just moon one of his properties.  Anything to help ensure the most racist, homophobic, misogynistic, narcissistic, sociopathic and stupid candidate ever... never gets anywhere near the White House again.