Mama said: You know you can't use the good beach towels for your extra long showers!
Mama in-law said: I really want grandchildren and I NEED to check your sperm count!
Mama said: Son, you know this is how I measure so I can buy you perfectly fitted pants!
Mama Said: Your punishment for those missed curfews is to help at my Tupperware party
My Girlfriend's Mama said: Cleanliness inspections are mandatory, if you want to date my Katie. I need to ensure my little girl's safety!
My Girlfriend's Mama said: Surprise! We thought we drop by your camp site for a visit! Take the picture Earl!
Mama-in-Law said: I know you asked your father and I to stay at the other end of the beach, but we got bored.
Mama said: Just because you are home schooled doesn't mean you can't have a decent school picture!
Mama Said: My experience as a nurse makes me the perfect one to give you a testicular exam.
Mama Said: I'll aways be there to support you, no matter what career path you take. Oh, and say hi to your aunt Donna!
Mama said: We all need a little fresh air after that big Mother's Day breakfast.
Mama said: You're never too old for a spanking!
Mama said: I told you to take off those church clothes before we head to brunch!
1 comment:
Don't forget about Divine as Babbs Johnson and her son Crackers! "Do my balls, Mama...!" Haha!
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