Are You Ready?

Tis The Season....

You can run, but you can't hide....

No, Halloween is over, it's not Thanksgiving yet.  It is however, now officially Cuffing season.  You know, that time of year when singles are looking for a short-term romantic partner to spend the colder months with.  'Romantic' may be stretching it a bit.... most are looking for snuggle buddies to curl up with, have plenty of sex with, but then abruptly ditch after the first appearance by a crocus in the spring.

Cuffing season usually begins in October and can last for some, until just after Valentine's Day. However, people some people may even have started looking earlier in the hopes of maintaining a connection before the more aggressive cuffers are on the prowl.

With Christmas just over a month away, we're approaching peak Cuff Season.  Men are getting a wee anxious, and showing a bit more skin to lure ensure a quick cuffing.  Some are, 'accidentally' opening the front door pantless, hoping the Amazon delivery driver is welcoming of the gesture. 

Those on the hunt, are getting a wee desperate, leading to some becoming overly aggressive.  If you run into one in public and are not looking to be cuffed, bed on guard.  Not only do they size you up visually, they'll try to size you up physically by requesting peaks, feels and head to toe examinations.

So, best of luck to all those on the hunt!  To both the cuffer and the cuffee, never give up, you never know who's waiting around the corner to hoist you over their shoulder, and take you home for some pressure filled Netflix nights and office Christmas parties. 

Be warned, calling for help from the police may not result in the aid your looking for.  Officers tend to be some of the most stubborn and persistent when it comes to finding a man to shackle for the snowy season.  If you're not happy with your cuffer or cuffee, don't worry, your sentence will be pardoned in just a few months.

And... to you all of you that are married, engaged or coupled up, don't get too cocky.   Hide your cuffs in a box somewhere, but never throw them away, you never know if you might need them one day in the future.  The most aggressive cuffers aren't usually those who haven't had a long term partner, they're usually the ones who have.  Play nice, play fare, but above all, play hard!