To All A Good Knight

' Hi I'm Paulie the Penis. And I just love to have fun. Ha Ha Ha.'

Tommy Turner

The recent profusion of celebrity deaths had me thinking about actor Wyatt Knight who played ole Tommy Turner.  Anyone who saw the 80's comedy film series Porky's, knew Tommy well.   Tommy Turner was one of the films main characters and was the guy whose penis Coach Balbriker grabbed, clutched, and held onto for dear life in the movie's classic shower scene.

Why exactly did Wyatt Knight come to mind... Well, it has to do with the FH R.I.P posts.  I remember going back and forth on whether to start them when I began the site, but in the end wanted to honor the men and women who in some way made an impact on me. 

In the ten plus years of working on the site, Wyatt Knight (followed closely by Simon McCorkindale) had the most hits after the actor sadly passed away back in 2011.  I remember being initially surprised at the huge traffic to the blog, most searching 'Wyatt Knight naked' after he death.  Given the theme of FH, the 'naked' part wasn't a surprise, but Wyatt wasn't a huge star, so the huge amount of traffic had me scratching my head.

Over the past month or so there has been a lot of traffic from people searching 'Luke Perry naked' and 'Jan Michael Vincent naked', it happens after most celebrity deaths.  I sort of figured the reason Wyatt's passing generated so much more hits for the site was because of the focus of FH, and the fact there were many sites much more mainstream with a wider audience who covered Luke Perry and others, but fewer that may have paid tribute to Knight.

I absolutely LOVED Knight in Porky's, and especially Porky's Revenge.  I remember as a kid seeing the movies on VHS and watching Knight's nude scenes again and again.  My  memory may be playing tricks on me, but I'm sure there was more male nudity in the old VHS copies I watched than the blue ray versions you can currently get. (See my comparison caps HERE:)

If you want to check out Tommy Turner in action, and Wyatt's three rear nude scenes, 1 from Porky's and 2 from Porky's Revenge, take a trip down memory lane by heading over to PAGE 2 HERE:

12 Days: Wyatt Knight in Porky's Revenge

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R.I.P Wyatt Knight

I will never forget seeing Porky's on VHS when I was about 12 or 13 years old. I was spending the night at my friend Andrew's and I was thrilled as his family had a VCR something my parents had refused at that point to buy. We had to keep turning the movie off when his father would come down to the rec-room. Andrew loved the shower scene as neither of us had seen so much nudity in a film, I loved the shower scene too mostly because I was crushing over Wyatt Knight and Tommy Turner's...hmmm, situation with Ms. Miss Ballbreaker was both hilarious and arousing!

R.I.P Wyatt, hopefully the pain is gone.

Tommy Turner!!!

'Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off!'

Tommy Turner

Porky's (1981)

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One of the most memorable scene from the Porky's trilogy was the shower scene from the first film.  Billy (Mark Herrier), Pee Wee (Dan Monahan) and Tommy Turner (Wyatt Knight) decide to not only spy on the girl's locker room shower, but interact as well.

Tommy starts by sticking his tongue through the hole, but after getting soaped by Wendy, decides it's time to stick another body part through the hole.  As viewers know, this when Balbricker enters the shower and goes after Tommy's tip.  Although I'm not sure the penis we see is actually Knight's, the scene is both incredibly hot, and incredibly funny.  The scene is also the first of three scenes in which Tommy is grabbed, groped and depantsed by Balbricker (Nancy Parson)

Closing Credits:

My favorite scene of Balbricker trying to get a gander at Tommy's penis is in Porky's Revenge, but this was a fun quick preview during the closing credits of the first film.

Porky's Revenge (1985)

Balbriker's Grap & Grasp

This scene with Tommy and Balbricker is my favorite from the three films.  Not only do we get a great view of Wyatt's incredible butt, the scene is both hilarious and incredibly hot.

Pause Award Trilogy! The Porky's Series.

Yes the scene in the woods house was classic, but I loved Wyatt Knight as Tommy. Loved when he was getting his penis pulled in the girls shower, or having clothes pulled off in Porky's 3. Here's to Wyatt and all the rest of the Porky's guys.










Bonus Wyatt from Porky's 3.

A few moments.