Fight & Flight

Oh yes, they call him the Streak 

 He likes to show off his physique 

If there's an audience to be found, he'll be streakin' around 

Invitin' public critique

When planning to streak at a sporting events, there are several phases involved.  First and foremost, the planning.  Most streakers, get to know the location their stripping down at.  They learn the best place to hide before the strip, and the quickest exit after.  They also try to figure out how many obstacles and security guards might be around to stop them.

One the sporting event begins, then it's time to take action.  Hide, and then strip down in a private locations, usually either hiding your clothing to get later, or even better, handing it a friend who will meet you when it's over.   Next, when the opportunity strikes, you make yourself known and seen usually by waiting for a quiet moment, then yelling or screaming loudly, ensuring as many eyes as possible turn your way.

Next of course, it's time to run like hell.  Fly naked across the field, trying to avoid security and those pesky do-gooder players who try to stop you and cover you up.  This 'streak' is thought of as the main event, but for me, it's not so much the flight, but the fight.

I love the chase, then the catch and conceal.  You know when the security guards or police offers, try to catch, grab and subdue the streaker, and use any thing available to cover their penis, reducing it's exposure to the best of their ability.   These scuffles and attempts to cover are the really the fun part.

Most in attendance are cheering on the streaker, but most of the naked are unfortunately caught.  It's always hilarious watching the catcher try to get them off the field, while trying to cover their junk at the same time.  As you can see, it's often easier said than done.