Friday, October 20, 2023
Thespian Torsos
'For the Lutz family, it was the find of a lifetime. Until they discovered the house has a history they can't escape.'
I was going to do a larger post on the 2005 re-make of The Amityville Horror, but I decided these promotional shots of Ryan Reynolds were more than enough. Sadly, no tighty whitie scene in the re-make, but Ryan's abs make up for it, and are what most visualize when thinking about the film.
Allen Cutler in Amityville Dollhouse
'A children's doll house, which is a miniature of the infamous haunted Long Island house, is given to a young girl where the demonic evil soon comes out to cause more terror.
The film also didn't get the greatest of reviews, with critic Steve Miller adding it to his list of 150 Movies You Should Die Before You See. TV Guide gave it two stars saying that although it has it's moments, it adds little to the Amityville franchise.
Amityville DollhouseDean Cochran in Amityville 1992: It's About Time
'An architect brings home a mysterious old clock, not knowing that it's haunted by the demonic presence of the Amityville house. Soon, the clock begins to alter time and space and starts to possess members of the household.'
Cameron Monaghan in Amityville: The Awakening
'A desperate single mother moves with her three children into the notorious, supposedly haunted, real-life Amityville house to try and use its dark powers to cure her comatose son. Things go horribly wrong.'