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Thursday, October 22, 2026
Happy Birthday today October 23rd
Back to the Cemetery 🪦
'Ok, I'm ready!!!!'
Yes, I know Porky's isn't a horror franchise, and this scene from Porky's II: The Next Day wasn't scary, but it did take place in a cemetery, with a zombie waiting in a grave. Mostly, it's a great CMNM scene, and I wanted to share the video.
I've posted before, (HERE:) about the different versions of Porky's films that have been released. Especially, how tragically, so much of the male full frontal nudity was edited out of later DVD and Blu-Ray releases. I didn't however, have the video that Drake from DreamCap shared of the cemetery scene.
In the scene, Pee Wee, (Dan Monahan) is as always on the hunt for sex. And also as always, his friends are there to ensure he doesn't reach his goal. In the open matte VHS version of the cemetery scene, you get several full frontal shots of Dan, something cut from the other releases.
You also get some really bad editing with cuts flipping back and forth from Dan completely naked, to wearing his briefs. I'm sure after the director got the penis shots, Dan pulled up his tighty whities for the rest of the dialogue in the scene. Unfortunately, the editor often kept his undies in frame, even after they were supposed to be down around his ankles.
When I first saw this scene on VHS when I was a kid, I remember being really turned on when the Zombie appeared. It wasn't that I was into Zombies, but I thought it really hot when a naked Pee Wee was sitting on the clothed zombie, at some points, looking like he was sitting on his face. I'm not sure how old I was at the time, but I think this was the first time I ever saw, (or even heard that) a naked male butt sometimes just belongs on a face.
Brenton Parry: The Beach
We discuss it all, even down to who will cum where and if they are a shooter or a dribbler. No surprises.
It's on my bucket list to visit, but I've yet to make it to The Land Down Under. Working on FH however, I've had the opportunity virtually visit and vacation to so many of my dream destinations. I've been fortunate to have featured many of Australia's best photographers and models. One the first was Brenton Parry. When you work in such an incredible surrounding, it would be criminal not to showcase Australia's beauty, especially it's beaches, along with it's many striking male models.
How do you currently connect with models and has the form of connection changed?
These days it’s mostly through Instagram. It provides a portable portfolio for me to show potential models my work. I can also usually have a look at them if they approach me. It’s about 50/50 who approaches who.
Any memorable or embarrassing/funny stories stand outt?
Lots of stories but I’ll save them for my memoir or a stand up comedy routine one day.
Have you ever cut a shoot short due to a model's attitude or behaviour?
Not quite so blatantly as that but there are some shoots that are over fairly quickly because it’s feeling a bit challenging. Some are fast because they are amazing though.
Have you ever had a bad experience with a spectator or person walking by during a nude shoot? Surprisingly no. We have even had single women walk past in an out of the way location and no one has ever complained. We keep things discreet and if possible the model will cover up before someone gets offended.
Do you have a favorite shoot, one where everything came together perfectly?
I’m incredibly lucky. There have been a LOT of shoots that I’m thrilled with. The shoot of Sam Holister and Robbie Manson was fantastic and the solo shoot of Matthew Mitcham went really well also.
Any other celebrity you would kill to have in front of your lens?
There are so many. Too many to list but a current leader of the list would be Connor Storrie. What an incredible looking man with a fearless approach to style and art.
Have you had a shoot that went badly, yet yielded spectacular visuals?
I won’t call out which ones specifically but there are some that have been challenging. You just have to focus on the process and work towards the goal. As a photographer it can be a bit like being a barman or a hair dresser, there is some psychology involved and I’ve learned to be very careful with things I say. Every now and then what I think is a throwaway comment can almost trigger an insecurity of a model
Has OnlyFans changed your work, or created more challenges finding models?
It’s expanded things. It’s a very different beast doing explicit work but I’ve been surprised how many exhibitionists there are.
You seem to be shooting more explicit work, is this your choice, or the model's requests given the demands of having an OF?
I started my Onlyfans when I was made redundant from a job early 2025. It’s not the moneymaker that everyone thinks but it’s fun. When creating explicit work it’s very easy to go for the blatant shot but I would love to be able to create really beautiful, creative erotica and even a little weird.
I love the behind the scenes videos on your own OF, are models usually up for this process piece of the shoot being released?
Yes. One of the things I’ve cultivated over the years is to really communicate what everyone’s expectations are on a shoot. They know about the behind the scenes, they know about the awkward third-wheel moment. We discuss it all, even down to who will cum where and if they are a shooter or a dribbler. No surprises.
What is left on your dream list, any particular model/location or concept you still would love to shoot?
I would love to do some really big name celebrities. Obviously as a gay Australian who was a teenager in the 80’s, Kylie is the top of my list but that would be a very different kind of shoot and I’d be terrified of not doing her justice. Maybe I’ll aim slightly lower and try and get Chris Hemsworth nude first
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