Friday, September 20, 2013

The Co-Star Cougar:


Cougars aren't a new phenomenon, especially in Hollywood, whenever there is money, and young cubs in search of fame, cougars will be on the prowl. An excellent stalk-and-ambush predator, the cougar pursues a wide variety of prey. Ever since cub Kutcher was caged and captured, cougars have gained the unfair reputation of stalking cubs much younger than themselves, but there is a new breed of cougar making waves in Hollywood, and age is is not a factor in their choice of prey. The Co-star cougar is caging men left and right, using and riding their fame until they find an even bigger cub to mount. The co-star cougar starts by caging their television co-stars, sometime making their way through the entire cast. Television cubs however are not the ultimate bounty, as you can clearly see from the examples below, most Co-Star cougars ultimately are looking for a target from the big screen as the last catch.


Cougar: Emily Van Camp:
Caged Co-Stars: Dave Annable (Brothers & Sisters) and Joshua Bowman (Revenge)
Movie Star Catch: To be determined...



Cougar: Sophia Bush
Caged Co-Stars: One Tree Hill co-stars; James Lafferty, Chad Michael Murray, Austin Nichols
Movie Star Catch: None yet, but she is currently dating a program manager from google



Cougar: Rachel Bilson
Caged Co-Star: Adam Brody
Movie Star Catch: Hayden Christensen



Cougar: Jennifer Garner
Caged Co-Stars: Scott Foley (Felicity) & Michael Vartan (Alias)
Movie Star Catch: Ben Affleck




Cougar: Blake Lively
Caged Co-Stars: Penn Badgley and Sebastian Stan (rumoured) (Gossip Girl)
Movie Star Catch: Ryan Reynolds




1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What kind of cougar is Taylor Swift?

-Chris