Sticky Business

Meet the model son who's been good too long.

I love when I find a good porn flick from the 80's or 90's, especially a take-off of a popular movie.  1986's Catalina's Sticky Business is of course based on the 1983 Tom Cruise flick Risky Business.   This time instead of Joel, (Cruise) we meet a Mickey, played by 80's porn star Michael Gere.

Cruise

I've always been hot and cold about Tom Cruise, I wrote about it when I did an Actors & Skin piece a few years back. (Actor HERE: & Skin HERE:)  I have a theory that there are just some men who are more attractive to women, than to gay  men.  There are exceptions of course, but actors like Cruise, Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck and other don't seem to excite men the way they do women.  

Gere

Don't get me wrong, when I was younger, I lusted after Cruise on the cover of Vanity Fair in his wet tank top.  I've just never been really drawn to him, and have never seen Risky Business, not all the way through anyway.  I've seen the underwear dance, and although Cruise looks hot, especially his legs, it's just not a visual that really gets me going.

Now actor Michael Gere certainly does his own version of the dance.  Skimpier undies, which of course given it's a porn, soon come down.  His legs good good as well, but his signature dance move certainly seems to be the penis helicopter, which he repeats at the end of the dance.

Just take those old records off the shelf 

I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself 

Today's music ain't got the same soul 

I like that old time rock 'n' roll

Sadly the video below doesn't have sound.  I lose sound when I try to convert an AVI file to MP4.  Like the movie, are underwear dancing lead is left money when his parents go out of town.  He's warned not to have a party, but of course that's exactly what's in order.  Just think a cheap knock off version of 'Old Time Rock & Roll while watching.